Solicitors UK legal advice from Abney Garsden Mcdonald solicitors
Abney Garsden McDonald solicitors
(est.'d 1985)

Home
About Us
The Team
Wills
Property
Accidents
Family
Child Abuse
News
Links
Recruitment
Free Stuff
Search Button



 

Free Stuff

 
 

Jokes

Humour


The old phrase goes "You never get something for nothing". Well this page breaks all the rules. We realise that solicitors have a reputation for charging you for everything. It is not true. As a profession we do a lot of work for nothing. There are certain things that you can do yourself without needing legal advice. Here we provide you with the tools to do that. If you get stuck we are always here to help. Either fill in our enquiry form Enquiry Form, or just go to the Team page, select an appropriate fee earner, and send him/her an email.

Below are a list of letters you may want to send. Select one of them, read it, and if it suits you, insert your own details into it, and then print it off. You can save it to your hard disc if you wish. When in the page go to File, Save as, and select a file on your computer. If you use Microsoft Word you can open an Internet Explorer from Word and then save the file as a Word document. If the font and layout does not suite you it is easy to change it to your own requirements.

  1. Faulty Goods letter

  2. Spoilt Holiday letter

  3. Employee Warning Letter

  4. Debt Letter

We do not provide any legal advice by giving you these free documents. You must use them at your own risk. You will no doubt adapt them to your own circumstances. We only provide advice if you contact us directly.


Humour

JokesAnyway less of the serious stuff. We also provide humour as well to keep you sane. 

If your humour is a little black or you have some experience of the National Health Service you will probably find this automatic answering message amusing. It certainly made me laugh.

By clicking here you can read amusing stories taken from a book called "Disorder in the Court." They’re things people actually said in court, word for word.

Notice of Revocation of Independence describes the nightmare consequences of Tony Blair and the Queen taking over America in the event of the Election not producing a President as happened at the end of the year 2000

To access windup recorded messages you can send to your mate's phone with a variety of celebrities to choose from, or just a joke to send as a surprise try Jokes4u.net

Jokes Plus - there are many such sites on the Web - so for a selection of good British  jokes go here.

If you like jokes about lawyers then you must be either a lawyer or lacking to some extent. Still there is a wealth of humour on this Canadian site<

Office Dares made me howl with laughter. It reminds me of "Trigger Happy TV". If only I wasn't a lawyer what would I do?

Learn Korean in 5 minutes!

Free Letters

Free Letters

  Top of Page Top of Page
Abney Garsden McDonald, 37,Station Road Cheadle Hulme, Cheshire. SK8 5AF Tel: +44 0161 482 8822 Fax:+44 0870 990 9350 Email: admin@abneys.co.uk or [name]@abneys.co.uk  

Privacy Statement | Terms & Conditions | Accessibility